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LOOK AT THIS GUY.
HE IS THE BEST POKEMON YOU'LL SEE.
WHY YOU ASK?
LET ME TELL YOU WHY
One: He's a snake pokemon.
That's right, a snake. You're thinking "the hell? this thing doesn't look like a snake." THAT'S HOW BADASS THIS GUY IS. HE HAS THE ABILITY TO BE A SNAKE WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING LIKE ONE.
Two: He can fly and has a drill on his ass.
That's right, A FLYING SNAKE. Imagine, just walking down your friendly neighborhood sidewalk, eating nachos or whatever. And then, BAM OUT OF NOWHERE DUNSPARCE. Flying around, drilling your precious skin into bits. Did I also mention that he is FIVE FUCKING FEET LONG?
Three: Paraflinchhax.
What the hell is that Alexis? Some retarded name? NO. Let me explain. Dunsparce has the ability "Serene Grace." This means that a secondary effect of a move (eg. flinching, burning, paralysis) HAS A DOUBLED CHANCE OF HITTING. So 30% flinch chance? 60%. Now, with serene grace as his ability, give him body slam. Body Slam with 60% paralysis and STAB? Hell yes. Once your sorry excuse of a pokemon is paralyzed, flinch them to death with headbutt. 60% flinch AND STAB. Well fuck you dunsparce, I have a ghost type! What was that? I can't hear you over my super effective 60% flinch BITE attack. Well what about steel and rock, huh? We have fuckawesome defence. CHOO CHOO, HERE COMES THE EARTHQUAKE TRAIN.
Four: His design.
Just look at this guy. He's got fangs on the outside of his mouth, plus the aforementioned wings and a drill trail, COMBINED with the perfectly matching colors. He's so mellow. Oh, by the way. He does all of this WITH HIS EYES CLOSED.
And that is why dunsparce is the best pokemon ever.
HE IS THE BEST POKEMON YOU'LL SEE.
WHY YOU ASK?
LET ME TELL YOU WHY
One: He's a snake pokemon.
That's right, a snake. You're thinking "the hell? this thing doesn't look like a snake." THAT'S HOW BADASS THIS GUY IS. HE HAS THE ABILITY TO BE A SNAKE WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING LIKE ONE.
Two: He can fly and has a drill on his ass.
That's right, A FLYING SNAKE. Imagine, just walking down your friendly neighborhood sidewalk, eating nachos or whatever. And then, BAM OUT OF NOWHERE DUNSPARCE. Flying around, drilling your precious skin into bits. Did I also mention that he is FIVE FUCKING FEET LONG?
Three: Paraflinchhax.
What the hell is that Alexis? Some retarded name? NO. Let me explain. Dunsparce has the ability "Serene Grace." This means that a secondary effect of a move (eg. flinching, burning, paralysis) HAS A DOUBLED CHANCE OF HITTING. So 30% flinch chance? 60%. Now, with serene grace as his ability, give him body slam. Body Slam with 60% paralysis and STAB? Hell yes. Once your sorry excuse of a pokemon is paralyzed, flinch them to death with headbutt. 60% flinch AND STAB. Well fuck you dunsparce, I have a ghost type! What was that? I can't hear you over my super effective 60% flinch BITE attack. Well what about steel and rock, huh? We have fuckawesome defence. CHOO CHOO, HERE COMES THE EARTHQUAKE TRAIN.
Four: His design.
Just look at this guy. He's got fangs on the outside of his mouth, plus the aforementioned wings and a drill trail, COMBINED with the perfectly matching colors. He's so mellow. Oh, by the way. He does all of this WITH HIS EYES CLOSED.
And that is why dunsparce is the best pokemon ever.
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that description is made of win, just like Dunsparce.